Day one

It happened. I got fat. Not like, holy cow she's obese fat, but definately...chubby. To be honest, I'm not sure how I got here.  I remember once I was swimming with my friends in Las Vegas and someone said, "It's not fair that your stomach is just flat". Uhhh, flat!? Those were the days...

That being said, let's not dwell on it, ok? Thanks.

So I decided that I would embarass myself into submission. Maybe you don't care about reading this blog or my overall health, but if you could do me a favor and make up a mean name that references the previously mentioned weight gain, and then randomly insult me throughout the day, I should be able to get myself into shape based off of pure humiliation alone.  I thought about posting my weight, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.  Or like, ever.

And so I named it Project Skinny, mainly because I was just watching a billion episodes of Project Runway (so good, right!?).  The goal is 30 pounds. Yep...30.  I too, am beyond belief people.

So follow me, make fun of me, and by all means, PLEASE tell me any good ideas you've got.

Today's workout:
100 jumping jacks
50 crunches
15 squats
20 lunges (each leg)
80 russian twists
20 standing calf raises
5 push-ups
30 second plank
10 lunge split jumps

uhhhhh..ever done lunge split jumps? They're hella difficult. Youtube it. For real. And don't be fooled by those people who make it look easy. They're bad people.

Until tomorrow.